Gamer jokes
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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