What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
- Rainbow six siege
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
