Gamer jokes
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
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Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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