Game jokes
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
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