Game jokes
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Memes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.