Game jokes
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Math teacher
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.