Game jokes
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.