What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Game Jokes
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
"Among Us," dada.
