Game jokes

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

How did black people learn to steal sports cars?

By playing GTA nonstop.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.

What is baseball?