Game jokes

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.