Game jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Balls.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.