Game jokes
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.