Game jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.