Game jokes

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What is an emo's favorite game?

To delete Cut the Rope.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.