Game jokes
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Memes
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!