Game jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
flying into that girl booty
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."