Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What's that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Balls
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
