Game jokes
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
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What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.