Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
WHEN THE AMONG US HAS DRIP ඞ
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
sans undertale
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why cant orphans play games parents sig
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
