Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
whats the difference between an orphan and a baseball one gets picked for games
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
why couldint a orphan play baseball
he couldint find home plate
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
