Game jokes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."