What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
WHEN THE AMONG US HAS DRIP ඞ
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
sans undertale
Whats the one game emos hate Cut the rope
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
