I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
What’s an orphans favourite game Catch
What games do bats like play at recess?
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
Your mom is so fat that she mains heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!!1!!
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
