What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they canβt earn in real life.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Doom is eternal.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ππππ
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
