I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Game Jokes
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
