Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada du energy Hudididada hada dudo Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP ....energy
Hey Yall, You want to read something funny. Then look up greater tuna OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID(Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
Family guy funny moments
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi Loser
Kid: Why
Mum: You Loser Why hahaha
Kid: waaaaaaaa
I know this is not funny but who cares
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
Son:mom can i tell you something?
Mom:yes of course honey whats up?
Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY
MOm:well i made you
A women waked up to me and asked me a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women cant be funny.
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
