Fun jokes

Where do people with no legs go to have fun?

Legnoland.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Earth is fun and worstbmaa.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.