Fun jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.