"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? because it is called worst jokes ever
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4 LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
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So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
