Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
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I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
