Fucking Jokes

There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

Fuck me

Uh uh fuck me, daddy

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"

If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15

Constent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda

Angel : did it hurt when you fell from heaven Satan: could like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE

cooper and max wanna get fucked in the ass by guys

Albert is an homophobic guy, His cousin Franco also an homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert wasn't knowing that because he came late at night, Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed thinking he would not come at home, Albert laid on his bed thinking there's no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

imagine calling a dragon fucking dewi

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

what does james doyle and hannah doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

At least when I fucked it.

me - i fucked your mom orphan - i dont have a mom so u fucked the air

When u go to ur girlfriends house but accidentally go into her dads room and fuck him anyway

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.

what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking

The fuck am I even doing here.

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile

My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.