why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
banana
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
