Rose's are red lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
What is the email password of a black person? watermelon
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
