Fruit

Fruit Jokes

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.