Fruit

Fruit Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Worm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

Apple

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples are picked.

Trash Can

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Friend

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

Dream

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Emo

What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?

Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.