What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Pineapple turnover.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
