What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.