Fruit jokes
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.