Fruit jokes
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.