what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
