What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.