Fruit Jokes

Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'

what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal

What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something

knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them

what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up

Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm

When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs

What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!

why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.

why do you call a pineapple a pineapple

because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo

Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.

What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?

Yellow jackets.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.