Fruit jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.