Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
why did the orange stop? because it ran out of juice
What Do you Call a homosexual in a Coma?
A Fruit & a Vegetable
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
