Fruit jokes
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."