Fruit jokes
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Banana!
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.