Fruit jokes
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.