Fruit jokes
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.