Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ππ
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said Iβm so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
dont make fun of the emo kid or heβs gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.