Friends jokes
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
The best type of trio friend group
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.