Friends jokes
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.