Friends Jokes

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Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing

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My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.

So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."