Friends jokes

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

My friend's life.

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?