I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
What do you call a redhead in a fridge. I ́m pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?
My wife left a note on the fridge, the note read "It's not working" I don't know what she's talking about, I opened the fridge and it worked fine!
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN! “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer.” “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door-------------------------he was dressing
