Four jokes

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

How many babies does it take to make dinner?

Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.