Fortnite

Fortnite Jokes

Pixel

In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.

What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.

From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.

With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.

The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.

Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.

But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.

Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.

So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.

So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.

Hairline

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Grass

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Player

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Plane

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Kid

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Player

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Chrome

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

School

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Game

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

Kid

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Badminton

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Ball

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Card

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!