Forever jokes

Dildo

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

Backpack

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person suggests playing a game, asking who the other would choose to be stranded with on a deserted island. The other person replies, "That's easy. Dora - that girl has everything in her backpack." The first person responds with sad emojis.

Spider-Man

CrazyCookie · 1 month ago

To honor the new Spider-Man movie!

A close-up of Spider-Man's suit and eye lens from the 2002 movie poster, showing the reflection of the World Trade Center Twin Towers in his eye. Caption at the top reads: 'Each time something reflects in Spider-Man's eye, it's gone forever'.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up image of a husky dog looking directly at the camera with wide eyes and a goofy expression. Behind the dog are three people, two older men and a woman, smiling and looking off-camera. The text overlay reads "This is a golden photobomb. It only appears once every 20,000 memes. Like or have bad luck forever."

Creature

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of six pictures. The first row contains "The girl you like", a young woman smiling, and "Her father", an older man. The second row shows "Her brother", a young man with glasses, and "Her ex", a man with dark hair. The third row is "The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever" which is an indistinct figure in a hallway, and finally "You", which is the same image of the creature.

Reason

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".

Magic Trick

Angel_Izzy · 3 years ago

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Wish

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Cookie

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Fuckin' Donkey

A still from a Gordon Ramsay show with Ramsay looking upset and a red arrow pointing to his head. Above Ramsay, the text reads, "When Grandma asks if you liked the cookies..." Below Ramsay, the text reads, "10 HOURS!"

Sleep

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

Forever memes

Community talk

opal 😿

1 month ago

Hi chat; so i guess everyone is leaving now and i wanted to say that i haven’t been on the site in like forever and i kinda don’t care about WJE anymore. it used to be a super fun site where everyone got along and stuff and now it’s just bot slop and 12 year olds. and i’m almost 16 and lowkey got shit to do, i remember how bad this site made my mental health and so imma just leave the site because it genuinely doesn’… Read more

Heroin Monkey

5 months ago

Disappointed to see barely any April fools pranks. That's why im quitting this site forever and never posting again.

Bree_2]

6 months ago

Geo, you haunt me. My nightmares. and my dreams, the nights you begged for me to stay with you. Even if you were hours away, I needed you. We were meant to meet yesterday. I showed up anyway like the fool I am just to think of the possibilities. We were friends, maybe even more. I cried that last time begging you to stay, maybe this will be the last time I cry about you. I found someone new, someone who treats me 100… Read more

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