Forever memes
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It works, my brother has never slept better
Jokes
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.
The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!








