Permanent jokes

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.

A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.

The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”

Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.

Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.

Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.

"I will Always Love You!"

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

Doom is eternal.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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