You so far you tried to eat the word edible
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
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A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni
i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
