What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.