Food industry jokes

Teacher

    • Vegan Teacher the musical.

    Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

    Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎

    Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍

    Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍

    Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍

    Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

    Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

    - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

  • 2

    • Menu

    • Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."

    Food industry memes

    CEO

    • The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

    They鈥檙e always so twisted!

  • 1

    • Priest

    • What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

    Priest

    • What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.

  • 4

    • Lettuce

    • "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

  • 2

    • Daughter

    • Daughter: Mommy?

    Mom: Hey.

    Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

    Mom: They don鈥檛 use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

    Daughter: Oh, that鈥檚 why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

  • 2

    • Ice Cream

    • In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

  • 1