Food industry jokes
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Memes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?