KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
