Food industry jokes
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 馃槑 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don鈥檛 use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that鈥檚 why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They鈥檙e always so twisted!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎
Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍
Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍
Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn鈥檛, it ran because it was running from KFC.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN鈥橲 bakeries.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.