Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
