Food industry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.