Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Food Industry Jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
