Food industry jokes
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Memes
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.