Food industry jokes
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.