Followers jokes

Life Story

  • Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

    But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

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  • Bridge

  • Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

    Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

    Creep

  • I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

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  • Face

  • Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

    Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • Social media

  • Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

    Parent

  • Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

    Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

    Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

    Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

    I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

    If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

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