Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
