Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
whats another nick name for a flat emo ? a copping boars
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
your mom is like a penny, two faced, flat, and always in someones pants.
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat
Bitches do be so flat you would think they have Brest cancer
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Itβs me back at it again
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1,
