Flat jokes
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Haha
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Penis.
I'm Gay.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.