First Jokes

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

I could tell my cousin you are so anoying but she told me first so we both said it at the same time 🫣🤣😂

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling

Yo mama so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .

Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan

He said yeah what gave my away

I said your parents at first

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL

Why is my pee green, because NEIN ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!

The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"