Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.