Fired jokes

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣