Fired jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.