How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Find Jokes
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
