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My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.