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What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.