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Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.