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Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.