My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
why cant orphan play baseball. because they cant find home
kid: finds gini lamp wishes to be batman gini: your now a orphan
I suck at baseball I can’t find home plate oh wait
madeline mcannot find her
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
I WANNA SEE THIS PIC OF ME IN A BRA! WHERE DO I FIND IT!!!???
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
Why do orphans play baseball becuase they try to find 🏡
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
