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I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home plate.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Madeline Mcannot find her.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.