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I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Memes
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.