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Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.