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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home plate.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Madeline Mcannot find her.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.