Find jokes
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. š¬
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Memes
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
Itās easy as 1-2-3!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Hey, Iām George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someoneās search history, and find āCuphead ship fanficā.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.