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I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.