i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
