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I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night, with a terrible fright, to find out his dream had come true.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
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I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
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Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Police: Come with me, Iโm taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I donโt need to take you home.
Why couldnโt the kid play baseball? Because he couldnโt find home.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldnโt find a cow tall enough to have a shower.