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Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.