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What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.