Film

Film Jokes

Center

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

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Girlfriend

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Dream

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.

Song

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Character

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Movie

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Movie

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

Difference

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Actor

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Grenade

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.