Film jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!