Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
Cameron Boyce
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject
I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
