Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."