Film

Film Jokes

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Die Hard

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Movie

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Ice Cream

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Morbius

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

Orphan

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

Dwarf

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Paul Walker

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Movie

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Movie

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Mama

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

Pessi

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.