I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
