So cinema.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Your Friend: Bro I'm having a movie sleep over tonight. I've invited 17 people wanna come? You: Yeah but why so many people? Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers. You: Dude!!!!
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
