Figure Of Speech jokes

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because his lyrics were too ICY!

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!