Figure Of Speech jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!