What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
