Why don’t orphans play football? They have no home field
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
