Field jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
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Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)