Field jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Touch Down.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.