Female jokes
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
The 馃 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Vagina?
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 馃捀
cock teaser
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it鈥檚 shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."