One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3 year old gender affirmed girls.
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
gay rapist saves female rape victim, rapes rapist
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
What does an orphan and a females mouth have in common?
They take in 100’s of kids
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
What can a gay man can't be but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough of money? 💸 cock teaser
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
(apologies if I repeated it, I thought of it this afternoon.
How can you tell when a female was raped : she crossed herself out.
